One thing that drives them batshit nuts is when I get pulled out for the extra screening. After the clown is done with his pat down I say "wow that was good, was it as good for you too, I get off at 5:00, you want to get some drinks"? That usually make them get really uncomfortable and feel bad about themselves, at least two out of three times. the other time he's probably a faggot and wants to do some enhanced screening.