1) don't buy ONE comforter. Buy 10.trust me on that one. 10 of the same.
2)white noise. Loud white noise. There are cuddly toys that make white noise. Buy one of them. Loud white noise.
3) buy a foldable mattress (like a yoga mattress that is really large but folds) and leave the baby on the floor a lot. It will grow strong quickly and learn how to walk and climb quickly.
4) decline the hep b vacc unless your baby is a junky, a prostitute, or a faggot.
Decline all vaccines, not a single one is better than a well equipped immune system.
I wasn't and still am not aware what white noise is. But I searched it and got this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzjWIxXBs_s
Check the subtitles
One commenter wrote: I'm so happy this had subtitles, I always have some trouble of understanding when music is not in my native language." When you turn on Captions, the video says "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Ha ha ha.
This is white noise for adults.
If you want white noise for babies, go to your kitchen and turn the Ventilator om Above Your oven.
That's closer to what babies need
Got it. But, just.. why?
white noise. Loud white noise. There are cuddly toys that make white noise. Buy one of them. Loud white noise.
My sister did that with her kids and for the next 10 years they couldn't sleep without having some electronic gizmo with a power source available to make noise for them. Camping was always fun with them.
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