Those men in black things are not what I would call "pure stunningly beautiful beings", and I don't think they're that tall. They also have no hair in all of the stories, sometimes wigs, and give off a distressing aura. I think you've just got your mind on UFOs, space cadet. Bigfoot took a shit in my yard once. I threw a rock at him, he called me a faggot and ran away. Fucker.