You see, back in 1936 at the pumpkin fair, great-uncle goerge made sam thintleson mad. Because the cows had spots, the pumpkins were actually made into cookies that year, and it caused a simple downspout interpolation between the amish and the mennonite communities. Moving ahead 50 years, we get 7 Amish AT&T Profitsharing jobs that led to iraqi terrorists becoming airline pilots and crashing balloons into the trade center towers. The balloons were cloaked with miracle technology found in a UFO crash in Hillsboro, Oregon.
Abraham Jebediah "Abe" Simpson II
Moses Miller was there too.
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It is so weird that you mention Hillsboro. My grandfather was one of the Hillsboro 39.
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