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I had just been banned from some website, I forget which, and was in a foul mood. How 'Anus Expander' popped into my head, I don't know. Just felt nasty enough to be right for my mood. I figured I would be banned soon anyway, on Reddit I was banned dozens of times for wrongthink.

I am not a fan of anal anything. And I'm certainly not a homosexual. I do regret the name in hindsight, but muh internet points...I'M TOO OLD TO CHANGE!

-- I think legendary Reddit user Potato_In_My_Anus may have been my inspiration. I just don't remember.

EDIT: y'awlz sure expanded muh inbox...and I liked it.

I had just been banned from some website, I forget which, and was in a foul mood. How 'Anus Expander' popped into my head, I don't know. Just felt nasty enough to be right for my mood. I figured I would be banned soon anyway, on Reddit I was banned dozens of times for wrongthink. I am not a fan of anal anything. And I'm certainly not a homosexual. I do regret the name in hindsight, but muh internet points...I'M TOO OLD TO CHANGE! -- I think legendary Reddit user Potato_In_My_Anus may have been my inspiration. I just don't remember. EDIT: y'awlz sure expanded muh inbox...and I liked it.

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[–] • 10 pts

Mine is self explanatory.

[–] • 1 pt

Lost my shit at this. lol

[–] • 1 pt

I’d prefer 7.62’s over creating infrastructure to round them up and poison them with a gas that’s less deadly then antifreeze but it wouldn’t make much of a username!