I kicked around the idea of making a hitch designed to impregnate itself into the radiator of the offending vehicle in a rear end collision scenario.
Another idea I had was a less Intrusive one that would be able to hold a geo-tracking device such as an airtag.
The most diabolical idea I had was one that would have an exothermic reaction and embed itself in the engine block.
It's called a hitch.
I'd love to follow the fuckers home sometimes too, but then I realize I'd affect more than just my life for low level trash. Never worth it.
I've thought about putting something on the hitch of my SUV. I've seen other people with them a handful of times before. Maybe it would keep the retards at a distance.
Build a hitch with round tube in it that houses a pointed titanium rod with a charge behind it. When they hit it it discharges the charge, titanium rod thru the block. Bwahaha!
The most diabolical idea I had was one that would have an exothermic reaction and embed itself in the engine block.
Thermite!
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