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[–] 3 pts

I like potatoes because they're round.

Potatoes aren't real. They went extinct decades ago and were replaced by robotic potato drones to keep the birds from panicking over the loss of their round frens. All birds must stay in view of the many "eyes" of the potato at all times.

[–] 2 pts

Potatoes are actually a kind of chicken. Chickens are actually a kind of potato. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

[–] 0 pt

Is no one going to comment on how potatoes can run a clock, therefore are basically batteries that the "birds" can use to recharge?