There is one way to cure an infant of crying, but it has the lifelong effect of stoicism. Indian tribes used it extensively on their newborns. Being nomadic, the lives of the entire tribe could be lost if the sound of a crying baby alerted enemy tribes as they moved through their territory during seasonal migrations. So they had to cure them. It's actually a very simple method if you don't care about the consequences. And no, I'm not going to tell you how.
There is one way to cure an infant of crying, but it has the lifelong effect of stoicism.
Indian tribes used it extensively on their newborns. Being nomadic, the lives of the entire tribe could be lost if the sound of a crying baby alerted enemy tribes as they moved through their territory during seasonal migrations. So they had to cure them. It's actually a very simple method if you don't care about the consequences.
And no, I'm not going to tell you how.
Boomer women know this trick, it's called blacking out drunk all day until the husband comes home. Then they wonder why the kids don't visit.
Boomer women know this trick, it's called blacking out drunk all day until the husband comes home. Then they wonder why the kids don't visit.
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