What's the quickest way to teach a baby that crying isn't the best way to express their emotions or get what they want?

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Sign language. The problem with your question is that is just stops at a baby crying when the better question is how to get your children to grow up and become good people.

For that, you need to be genuinely happy around your children all the time, and teach them with love. Your job as a parent is to teach your kids how to do everything for themselves, learn how to learn, and also learn how to do things that you don't know how to do. Every misbehaved nigger spawn has a yelling cunt of a mother. What she shows in public is just a sample of how bad things are in her home. The most important thing you can do is remain calm yourself. Kids learn by example, and if you are freaking out, they will only freak out as well.

Always spend time with your kids daily and TEACH them how to do things. They want to learn and do things that adults do, so as soon as they can walk, get them to sweep the floor, or vacuum. Be patient, it will take some time, but your patience now and remaining focused on their learning means they will develop patience and focus on learning too. Having them do work lessens your work load and teaches them responsibility. Praise them for their effort, and working hard. Never tell them they're "so smart". Every generation has some kids who were told that their entire life, they never had to try for anything, then when they become an adult and entered the real world, they crash and burn and are defeated by the simplest of problems.

If you have older kids, and another kid is on the way, make sure to involve the older kids. Tell them that they're going to be a big brother/sister, and that you will need their help. Get them helping in anyway they can, even if it is just passing you soap for the baby's bath and handing you a towel. Humans love things that we take care of, and it is more pronounced in kids. If your older kids get praised for being a great sibling, and taking care of their younger siblings, they will work for more of that praise. This also makes sure your kids are close and avoids jealousy because you spend all your time with the baby and ignore the older ones. I have seen kids who were 4 or 5, get a younger sibling and then start acting like a baby in order to get attention. That can easily be avoided.if the older ones are involved.

Read to all of your kids, every day until they know how to read themselves. Even when they're babies and you don't think they understand anything. Once they know how to read themselves, assign them appropriate books to read.

I hope you're homeschooling. It is the only good way to keep your kids away from shit head kids raised by shit head parents.

Get kids swimming as soon as possible. There are programs which teach babies how to orient themselves face up and float in water. Start with that and progress with lessons, get them all to be certified life guards/instructors by the time they're 16. A life guard is a good paying job, and they can give private lessons and charge more because the classes always fill up fast.

You have to do something DAILY with your kids in order to move them in the right direction, and teach them that it is never over. They always need to be moving in the right direction, or else their mind will be overrun with weed like thoughts, in much the same way that a niggers yard is overrun with weeds, if anything even grows there.

Sign language. The problem with your question is that is just stops at a baby crying when the better question is how to get your children to grow up and become good people. For that, you need to be genuinely happy around your children all the time, and teach them with love. Your job as a parent is to teach your kids how to do everything for themselves, learn how to learn, and also learn how to do things that you don't know how to do. Every misbehaved nigger spawn has a yelling cunt of a mother. What she shows in public is just a sample of how bad things are in her home. The most important thing you can do is remain calm yourself. Kids learn by example, and if you are freaking out, they will only freak out as well. Always spend time with your kids daily and TEACH them how to do things. They want to learn and do things that adults do, so as soon as they can walk, get them to sweep the floor, or vacuum. Be patient, it will take some time, but your patience now and remaining focused on their learning means they will develop patience and focus on learning too. Having them do work lessens your work load and teaches them responsibility. Praise them for their effort, and working hard. Never tell them they're "so smart". Every generation has some kids who were told that their entire life, they never had to try for anything, then when they become an adult and entered the real world, they crash and burn and are defeated by the simplest of problems. If you have older kids, and another kid is on the way, make sure to involve the older kids. Tell them that they're going to be a big brother/sister, and that you will need their help. Get them helping in anyway they can, even if it is just passing you soap for the baby's bath and handing you a towel. Humans love things that we take care of, and it is more pronounced in kids. If your older kids get praised for being a great sibling, and taking care of their younger siblings, they will work for more of that praise. This also makes sure your kids are close and avoids jealousy because you spend all your time with the baby and ignore the older ones. I have seen kids who were 4 or 5, get a younger sibling and then start acting like a baby in order to get attention. That can easily be avoided.if the older ones are involved. Read to all of your kids, every day until they know how to read themselves. Even when they're babies and you don't think they understand anything. Once they know how to read themselves, assign them appropriate books to read. I hope you're homeschooling. It is the only good way to keep your kids away from shit head kids raised by shit head parents. Get kids swimming as soon as possible. There are programs which teach babies how to orient themselves face up and float in water. Start with that and progress with lessons, get them all to be certified life guards/instructors by the time they're 16. A life guard is a good paying job, and they can give private lessons and charge more because the classes always fill up fast. You have to do something DAILY with your kids in order to move them in the right direction, and teach them that it is never over. They always need to be moving in the right direction, or else their mind will be overrun with weed like thoughts, in much the same way that a niggers yard is overrun with weeds, if anything even grows there.

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