Not to bad , seat was shit but better that spirit or frontier

I saw some cars that were being washed. They had to wash them again.

It was 12 years ago and I didn't care for it or the dirty bitch I took it with.

I slept. Sleeping on planes is my super-power, and it is a good one. If I wake up before takeoff then we are delayed on the tarmac.

All the planes look like the inside of my eyelids.

The pilots were men.

Avergae. American HAS to serve drinks to first class while boarding. Just a stupid way to do it... line out the jet bridge, tards cant figure out how to get suitcase in the overhead.

The nice security lady saved all our lives by confiscating my powerbank of mass destruction.

Pretty decent best I can remember. It was a beautiful day and I was in the left seat. It was only a short flight around the pattern though.

Barely made it because of weather. Long and boring from Atlanta to Orange County. I like boring flights.

I don't want to fly anymore. To many niggers.

Squeezed against window in an exit-row seat by man-mountain of a lardass. Also picked up a nasty rotavirus somewhere. Aside from that, as elegant and classy as a 1960s hey-dey jaunt.