Forks and spoons had a war. He had nowhere to go. Never fully accepted by either side. Outsider cutlery through and through. It shaped his politics never being included w/ the proper table settings. Last I heard he was teaching Indians to eat with something other than their shit covered fingers. A real human bean.

You could make that sub. Maybe . Then when someone you like is quiet for a while you can post and those of us (I think most of us) who default to /all/new can chime in with with a hardy "Yeah! WTF! Where did they go?"