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Strictly adherent to faith-based teaching that inspires beliefs conducive to poorly written sci-fi fan fiction.

Which includes:

  • Scripture was predicated on belief Joseph Smith finding 3 golden tablets, that were magically deciphered by putting glowing rocks to his eyes as he read them through his hat.
  • Sasquatch is real and is a son of God
  • Ameridians are Israelites
  • Magical underwear that stops devils from drowning you
  • You get your own planet when you die
  • Joseph Smith knows ancient Egyptian better than Egyptologists
  • LDS must avoid "hot drinks"
  • You will change race and into an African if you were not polygamous
  • Baptising the deceased so they can enter 'Gold class' heaven

and many, many more ridiculous concepts.

Strictly adherent to faith-based teaching that inspires beliefs conducive to poorly written sci-fi fan fiction. Which includes: * Scripture was predicated on belief Joseph Smith finding 3 golden tablets, that were magically deciphered by putting glowing rocks to his eyes as he read them through his hat. * Sasquatch is real and is a son of God * Ameridians are Israelites * Magical underwear that stops devils from drowning you * You get your own planet when you die * Joseph Smith knows ancient Egyptian better than Egyptologists * LDS must avoid "hot drinks" * You will change race and into an African if you were not polygamous * Baptising the deceased so they can enter 'Gold class' heaven and many, many more ridiculous concepts.

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lol, you're trying so hard to be edgy. You sound like an extra from the Breakfast Club.

Say something else that you think is some profound, original denunciation of organized religion.

It's always cute seeing some little kid act tough on the internet. Keep going, this is entertaining.