Darling, those aren't real.
Darling, those aren't real.
Oh, you've never had one huh?
Oh, you've never had one huh?
Nobody has: it's a scam.
Nobody has: it's a scam.
I used to say that when I was young and jealous. But after many a backroom deal since, I can assure you they're real, kid.
I used to say that when I was young and jealous. But after many a backroom deal since, I can assure you they're real, kid.
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