Heaven: How did you die?
Man: Car accident. I used grass as my brake lines because I wanted to save the world from cows.
Heaven: ...
Hell: How did you die?...
> Heaven: How did you die?
> Man: Car accident. I used grass as my brake lines because I wanted to save the world from cows.
> Heaven: ...
> Hell: How did you die?...
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