I can't stop laughing! I looked up a picture of a dolphin to show to Toddler who was pretending his toy was a dolphin and I discovered the Amazon dolphin for the first time. I've never seen anything like it before and I'm just rolling around laughing, I can't stop. It looks like a fat neck-beard shaved every inch of his body and hired a photographer to try and make him look cute in a naked photoshoot to try and help promote the preservation of it's species.