Come now, I made a climate simulation program just now, and it said you need to start paying more taxes for uh, the products of combustion. Yeah, that's right, if you have a campfire to keep warm in your northern climate you fucking better pay up! The money will be used to fund my lavish eco warrior jet set lifestyle that pissants like yourself don't deserve because you can't afford buying carbon offset credits from your shell companies that claim to emit less but don't.