Like I deal with the general public on the daily basis, I'm telling you I would kill them.
I feel like you're exaggerating just a little on that front. Only one of your customers can be your co-workers wife.
As for your co-worker - of course I sympathize. I have the usual questions about what legal options are available to him when the kid is obviously brown, and not his... but I assume that'll go nowhere. Elsewhere in the world people are being sold into sexual slavery - and both scenarios don't have much to do with your smoking addiction.
Dude, you clearly have no idea what it is like to work with a person like this. I once told him "Brian you need to save your money" he responded " What for I need to buy some new jordans" I then walked out back and lit a cigarette. I thought to myself, this man is 42 years old. What is his plan? He rented a lamp for 7 dollars a week. This guy is an evolutionary dead end. Yet he has reproduced more than I have. I recycle he doesn't The company I work for refuses to recycle but I take the cardboard every week and put it in with my recycling I know this will not make a significant dent but its what I can do. This company gives no fucks about anything but profits. and they are perfectly willing to hire people who care nothing for the world.
Well companies are evil by design, and stupid people exist (you're right that the stupid people I work with aren't that stupid)
The smoking is all you though. You only need that smoke because you started in the first place and now you have a little bit of brain damage that compels you give an evil corporation money at regular intervals or every time you get stressed (you should feel like a fool every time you light up). Other people don't suffer that compulsion when they're stressed because they don't have your addiction. Though I guess you'll never be completely free, I hope you man up at some point and kick the habit: then you can drink, or play video games, or do pushups, or just conquer life when you're stressed like the rest of us.
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