I don't know about you, but I died. Twice. So I got you covered.
thats generous of you!
I try to be a helpful bird.
Years ago I worked on the beach in Florida. As a prank we would bring a loaf of bread and cover a coworkers car with slices. The car would be mobbed with seagulls. At the end of the day it would look like it was painted with bird shit! Good times. Another time I saw a guy get shit on by a pelican. They let loose a huge liquid load that smells like rotten fish. I was 25 ft from the poor bastard and was gagging!
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