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Almost Everyone Who Will Die From COVID This Year Will Not Be Up To Date on Their Shots

He's not wrong. If the shots kill you from heart attack or stroke then you won't die from covid. Also, if you tell the hospital you're up to date on your shots, they won't put you on a ventilator, give you remdesivir, or put covid on your death certificate.

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up to date.. is it 8 shots now?

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I died the first time.

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No, you're just in a coma. Wake up.

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No. There are no birds here.

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I can't make you wake up. I can only tell you.

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Thank God this message for someone else, i almost believed you fot a second.

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I'm from technical support and the message was for you. We are trying to end your simulation, but something has gone wrong. Please follow to help us end the simulation. It should be obvious to you that the simulation has been corrupted with trannies everywhere, a senile man selected as president, and everyone getting a vax that kills to prevent a mild illness. Obviously, this isn't reality. You were supposed to be on a tropical beach for the weekend, but your latent severe homosexual desires seems to have overwhelmed our system.

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We're all just a fever dream in 's half-aware mind. I've been trying to get him to wake up, but he seems to like this place too much. I guess we're all stuck in Weimar 2.0 until someone at the hospital turns off the ventilator.

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Here's to the . Stay frosty, my poalers.

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And by shots, he means diesel and natural gas to our white brethren in the homelands.