I'm from technical support and the message was for you. We are trying to end your simulation, but something has gone wrong. Please follow to help us end the simulation. It should be obvious to you that the simulation has been corrupted with trannies everywhere, a senile man selected as president, and everyone getting a vax that kills to prevent a mild illness. Obviously, this isn't reality. You were supposed to be on a tropical beach for the weekend, but your latent severe homosexual desires seems to have overwhelmed our system.
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