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Some of the beaches are indeed not safe for people who can't swim but most of the beaches mentioned are flat family friendly beaches.. this was just one weekend but a lot of "water related deaths" have been happening the last couple of weeks

Some of the beaches are indeed not safe for people who can't swim but most of the beaches mentioned are flat family friendly beaches.. this was just one weekend but a lot of "water related deaths" have been happening the last couple of weeks

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Ah, an unscheduled ingestion of unspecified amounts of dihydrogen monoxied into inputs normally reserved for the ingestion of oxygenated gasses?

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Hard to maintain head above aqueous solution when suffering from (((sudden cardiac arrest))) or (((climate change))

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They were listening to loud music while swimming. Don't do that, you'll die.

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On par with swimming straight after eating!

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But why so many unscheduled ingestions in so short amount of time?

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Hard to maintain head above aqueous solution when suffering from (((sudden cardiac arrest))) or (((climate change)))

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Lol, I'm waiting for the experts to explain how climate change along with the sudden pressure changes while swimming certainly leads to cardiac arrest. Maybe throw in a study on the effects of acidity in the water for effect.

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Brb just manipulating my data to prove this theory...

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Another nanny state example of “ We must spend money and do extensive studies. The fact they drowned couldn’t be THEIR fault or a mere unfortunate accident. Meanwhile,arrest anyone seen swimming. It’s the only safe thing to do!”

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The amount of people swimming causes sea temperatures to rise therefore hastening the melting of the polar ice caps.

Ban swimming now I say!