Hard to maintain head above aqueous solution when suffering from (((sudden cardiac arrest))) or (((climate change))
They were listening to loud music while swimming. Don't do that, you'll die.
On par with swimming straight after eating!
swimming straight after eating
If you do that sharks will give you stomach pains and you'll go 50 feet under the water and drown in a dolphin rape cave, even if you're in the local pool that's 4 feet deep. Trust me, I died.
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