Who cares what she thinks? We don't have women so they can think. That's not their job.
Do you really believe a woman is capable of holding in her mind all the variables needed to prove whether the Earth is flat or round? It doesn't matter which. She can't do it.
Don't encourage a woman when she says stuff like this. Just show her where the kitchen is, then tell her to make you a sandwich.
Why isn't she making a sandwich? That's the whole reason we sent her up there. The astronauts need sandwiches. Who's going to make the fucking sandwiches if she's busy thinking I'm a cunt?
Huh? Please tell me! Who's making the sandwiches?
Bet she uses flat bread. Serves it with an open bottle of soda she left sitting around all day, too.
See... because...
Hmmmm. Close to what I was thinking but I have others things for her to do before she makes me a sandwich.
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