Indeed.
Poal's annual holiday year-in-review and awards show!
> At least twice as many categories as ever before!
Previous years' winners: (hey where are the 2020 and 2019 winners documented, eh?)
I won the privilege to host the 2023 Frosties and I guarantee it (i.e. the live show where we do the voting) will happen on the date I say it will (to be announced), last week of December sometime.
> We'll vote and name winners on December 27 starting at 9 eastern / 8 central / 7 mountain / 6 pacific. () It might take a few hours; join as you'd like!
> We'll meet in the Poal chat room. We use the Mumble client, with server set to "cast.poal.co" and port set to "64738".
> If you just want to listen in, go to http://cast.poal.co
For all you fucks who wondered where I went, it's a hell of a long trip to my planet and back. Fuck all y'all!
CATEGORIES
I may entertain new category suggestions but I think we've got a good list going already. Contemporaneous nominations will be taken but it's a pain in the ass.
⭐denotes winner
❄️Best Post
- 's
- 's
- 's
- ⭐'s
- 's
❄️Best Shitpost
- ⭐'s
- 's
- 's
❄️Best Poll
- ⭐'s
❄️Most Valuable Poster
- ⭐
❄️Most Valuable Commenter
- ⭐ (see examples in the comments)
❄️Most Valuable Shitposter
- ⭐
❄️Best OC (meme, photos, video)
- ⭐'s
- 's
❄️Best OC (text post)
- 's
- 's
- ⭐'s
- ⭐'s
- 's
❄️Best Comment
- 's
- 's
- 's
- 's
- ⭐'s
- 's
❄️Best pic8 Album
- ⭐'s
- 's
❄️Best White Nationalist / NSDAP content
- 's
- 's comment
- ⭐'s
- 's
❄️Most Useful Resource/Link
- 's
- ⭐'s
- 's
- 's
- 's
❄️Biggest Thorn in AOU's side
- ⭐
❄️Biggest Faggot
- ⭐
❄️Most Likely to Flood /new with crap
- ⭐
❄️Most Likely to not be Human
- ⭐
❄️Best Cry
- ⭐'s
- 's
❄️Best Rant
- for
- ⭐ for
❄️Best Injury
- ⭐ ( and )
❄️Best Redemption Arc
- ⭐
❄️Most Wholesome Real World Hobby
- 's
- 's vintage electronics, hamfests, flea markets, and general scrounging for great resources like
- 's goose breeding
- ⭐'s
- 's
- 's (even if he deletes all his posts after 90 days...)
- 's
❄️Most Likely to Subvert Poal
- (group) All Poalrs who earned glownigger tags
- ⭐(group) All Poalrs who earned happy merchant tags
❄️Most Likely to Falsely Accuse a Poalr of Being a jew
- ⭐
❄️Most Likely to Correctly Accuse a Poalr of Being a jew
- ⭐
❄️Most Likely to be Mistaken for Another User
- ⭐ (mistaken for )
❄️Most Likely to Roll a New Account
- ⭐
❄️Best Introduction Post
- ⭐ ()
- ()
❄️Craziest comment:upvote ratio
- ⭐'s
❄️Most Likely to Play Devil's Advocate
- ⭐
❄️Most Likely to Start a New Sub
- ⭐
❄️Most Autistic
- ⭐
❄️Best one-liner
- ⭐
❄️How the hell did this user find Poal?
- ⭐ (see and follow-up comments upon interrogation
- (see and follow-up comments upon interrogation
- , the musical mage (see and follow-up comments upon interrogation
❄️Least likely to post shit that'd get you banned elsewhere
- , our newish friend whose post and comment history is quite mild
- ⭐, with periodic food and dog posts
❄️Most out-of-character post/comment (i.e. exuberance from a Poalr who is otherwise blackpilled)
- ⭐'s
❄️Nuttiest new theory
- ⭐
❄️Most Duplicated Post
- ⭐'s "Fuck all yall" (see instances )
❄️Best Doglien
- ⭐
❄️Most jewish
- ⭐ who built an account over two years only to expose themselves as a shill
❄️Best ex-Poalr
- ⭐ - where the hell did you go?
❄️Best OCHOdePOAL Contribution
- ⭐'s
- ⭐'s
- ⭐'s
Categories cancelled for 2023 due to lack of nominations (or no significant data to support) ❄️Most Banned ❄️Most Frequently Moved Posts ❄️Most Annoying Sub Owner ❄️Most Pedantic ❄️Most Chill (get it? do you get it? do you get my joke?) ❄️Neediest Poalr (rephrase... someone who comes back time and time again for advice) ❄️Poal's Favorite Alcoholic
HOW TO NOMINATE
Reply to this post (top level, not a comment) with the category(ies) and a username(s) or link to the comment(s) or post(s). Examples of why you nominate a particular user are also welcome and fun. I have been watching everyone closely and have numerous nominations of my own, which I'll add over the next few weeks.
SEE YOU NEXT YEAR
I nominate to put a big-brained human-hating alien's mirror up to Poal's shenanigans throughout the coming year and host the !
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