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Uh-huh. Sure.

Uh-huh. Sure.

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literally everyone fell for that troll

Everyone on (((ifunny))) and in this thread who believes that trash is a nigger. All he would need to do is create a hole in the end to prevent suction.

e; Cool most here know it's fake and homosexual.

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Even though it was clearly a troll, I was disappointed no one figured out that solution to this problem. If this was real. Which it was not.

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Sounds made up for Internet points. If it was something that really happened to someone on Reddit they wouldn't deny it and there would be more my little pony involved.

[–] • 2 pts (edited )

You may be right. But my wife was an ER nurse, and I got to hear some of her stories, sooo...

[–] • 0 pt

An old acquaintance was an ER doctor, and he would regale me with stories of guys coming in with various objects stuck in their asses. He swore that one time a guy came in with a champagne bottle stuck up his ass. That would take some serious dedication.

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You'd be surprised how many seemingly random, roughly cylindrical objects people take into the shower with them. Then "slipped on the soap."

Uh-huh. Sure you did.

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Like what?

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Don't start. Know the difference between a fairy tale and a Soldier/ER nurse/cop story?

A fairy tale starts with, "Once upon a time..." and a Soldier/ER nurse/cop story starts with, "No shit, there was this one time..."

And they absolutely require alcohol.

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I'm not saying it doesn't happen. I'm saying this person made it up.

[–] • 2 pts

Quick! There's probably some kids somewhere near you that still believe in santa, the tooth fairy and the easter bunny! But you'll have to move fast!

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That was funny as fuck, even fake. It's imperative that the "cylinder" be undamaged...

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My niece just asked; what were you screaming and laughing about uncle...?

I respond; I dont member..

My niece; oh.. Ok..

It WORKS

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Good grief. This is easy. Just go read Biden speeches. In 2 minutes the cylinder would shrink to the size of a stack of dimes.

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Just go read Biden speeches.

If they were Biden's speeches. It's like watching a houseplant read from a teleprompter. It's kind of funny, but only at first. Then you start looking around for the hidden speaker and the strand of monofilament they're using to make it seem as if it's moving on it's own.

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Turn on some drag queen story hour.

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4.5 in girth

Humblebrag. Muh dik.

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Best comment:

Cut the cylinder free from the larger object to give you more access. Cut the m&ms container. If you freeze it, the plastic will break easy with a smash of a hammer. Reattach the cylinder after removal from the tube. If you have trouble reattaching the cylinder, there are repair specialists that can assist for a fee. Depends on how much you value the cylinder at.

[–] • 0 pt

What no ladies does to someone.

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Stick it with a pin