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He's so adorable right? WRONG!

My nephew is 23 and addicted to heroin.

He's so adorable right? WRONG! My nephew is 23 and addicted to heroin.

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well the wind turbines do most of it these days

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I tell people they're giant fans built to combat global warming to see how stupid they are.

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Wait, is this a common occurrence for you guys or something?

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You get them to agree to the global warming part (even the ones who know they're generators usually do), then you tell them they're fans cooling off the earth. Bonus points if you can keep a straight face when the smart ones look at you like an imbecile.

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@stupidbird, tell him the truth.

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No, he's absolutely right. We're attempting to create critical mass, it's why the weather is unpredictable these days.

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Damn, I knew it.

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No one will believe you, of course. Birds aren't real.

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The correct answer is, no, it's made by politicians talking

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They produce a foul south wind..

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I had a back-and-forth with a stewardess, omg sorry, flight attendant, on an international flight. I asked her why the flight was one hour shorter to fly TO Sydney than to return FROM Sydney? She said, "because of the wind" I said, so if the wind always goes the same direction, then it's because of the rotation of the earth, right? She said no, it's just the wind. Back and forth a few more times. It was her JOB to fly, and after years doing it, she still hadn't figured out what CAUSED THE WIND to always blow in the same predominant direction. Face palm.

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Birds aren't real.

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The wind is God farts ...

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Well that was unexpected.

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Technically a very small fraction of it is made by birds flapping their wings.

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The wind is from the earth spinning. Dumass