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A a year ago, /r/GreatAwakening broke new ground in their research of child sex trafficking, tunneling deeper into depraved madness. The target they chose: Satan himself! Over the span of eight threads they investigated and harrased s8n, a parody Twitter account pretending to be Satan. Intrepid citizen journalists know no bounds when searching for Qlues uncovering sex crimes of the deep state.
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combed through s8n's user analytics, including that Rian Johnson once mentioned s8n's account (somehow this connected s8n to James Gunn because Gunn and Ruin Johnson are both Disney directors). Another Qultist responded, believing this to be a gullibility test by the Q-team for a way to measure qualities of "awakened" people in the autist-intelligence network. user posted tools to search s8n's tweets for references to the Clintons.
Kikestian virtue signalling blew its load all over the thread. Conflict ensued with a downvoted faggot who was uncomfortable with how Christian-oriented the Qult was. Though subsequent comments assured the wimp that Christians wouldn't downvote him and continued virtue signalling that their movement was Qhristian, they found his comment less valuable than "This."
Qtip wondered if it was just fodder for MSM to denounce them, to which another Qoomer suggested they must go through this serious account "with a fine tooth comb for clues." One brave patriot made his last stand:
>"Sorry - I'll leave that for someone with a stronger stomach than me. I went to the account for just a moment and left because I couldn't stand the sickness and blasphemy. I won't let some of the images I briefly saw there into my life."
In a turn of events, a user pointed out s8n once posted about pizza. I included deleted comments.
, a Qultist tried finding when s8n was created. While speculating Jack Dorsey created it, others found it fishy how someone scored this handle in 2008. Making the connection to 2008 removed all doubt, making everything click: "Isn't that when Satan entered the Whitehouse? Why wouldn't the nwo leader, and Satan, be given the handle on the deepstate intercom system?"
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One Qoomer speculated the user behind s8n might be Jaden Smith, Will Smith's son. Another Qrusader begged the Qult not to follow the twitter account, because then you'd be literally following Satan, which is very bad. This exchange was hilarious:
>"I tried digging through who S follows only about 35 or so but it is too much of a Evil Horror show for me to continue down! I am literarily sick from the stuff that they post and awful pics... Truly Evil I am going to read my Bible tonight... Good luck"
> "Are you really that afraid of reading a parody account on twitter? Really?"
>"Who said it was a parody account? Reread my post You have not dug deep enough below the surface! Look at who Satan follows it is only 35 to 40 people that is who I focused on start digging then dig through their posts and people who comment on them and you are in a world of Hardcore Satanic Pornography/ Child we are talking Pics, videos, audio and openly Satanic people saying horrible things about Jesus... it is not for me and as far as being scared it is not just that it is the Evil and their disregard for life!"
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In another unexpected development, one Qcumber asserted (no evidence) that the user behind s8n might be Zbigniew Brzezinski, counselor to Lyndon B. Johnson, Carter's National Security Advisor, and father to Mika who cohosted Morning Joke. After some thinking about how Zbigniew died on 5/26/17, they realized it must mean Mika took control over the handle. This is all despite even them having doxxed the owner from an article with a selfie (Don't post article or his name).
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Qoomers continued their quest to unmask s8n. This time they suspected Omarosa, debating if she's one of theirs or a pro-Trump psy-op. Once again this happened despite the correct owner being identified, only for the Qunts to claim he deserved all the blame for his own doxxing.
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A collage with references to pizza, children, Santa Claus, and Trump, is posted. Qunts checked his comments for more pizza references, including calls to track s8n down (offsite of course). Qcumbers find other pizza references with Seth Green, Kathy Griffin, and Tom Hanks. asks about the appearance of the pizza in the collage. Of course the mentally stable Qoomer responded with:
>"Hes mentioning pizza exactly 4 times on the profile since he began posting ... One time would be maybe comically to many ... but 4 times ? Why mention pizza 4 times , about sacrificing ? Its not a pizza - its "pizza" ... sick fckers , him and everyone else who is contributing to him on his profile ."*
OP then naturally discovered ANTIFA was connecting to this far reaching twitter account:
>"I have found many various profiles ... including what I think was ANTIFA's profile (some guy , leftist , not official one ) commenting on one of the posts . Basically , many comments from wannabe "satanists" , leftists , transgender and LGBT ... but there are some for which I think are REAL satanists - some comments doesnt feel like a joke , and are pretty disturbing even as a joke ."
the actual user behind s8n showed up to tell Qult that they're insane (user trying to defend him had comments deleted). Naturally OP took the chance to blame s8n for all this and that he doxxed himself. A user who questioned Q over this at bottom of thread along with Qusers trying to justify themselves and Q.
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The mods stickied a thread of the findings of their "investigation" on whether s8n received death threats from the community or not. They concluded he lied. The body of the thread was their exchange with him in PMs. The mod also posted:
>A person getting death threats is a serious issue so The OP submission was taken down along with relevent comments. Besides being a rule violation, Personl safty and preservation of life was the main concern. This required a full investigation so that we can find the individuals behind the threats and take appropriate action.
>I first check the sub and found no threats. I then checked Satan's Twitter account and didn't find any there also.
>I reached out to Satan to get a statement and to gather more evidence to help the investigation.
That was obvious bullshit, by allowing doxxing activity against s8n but deleting comments defending him. He told the mods harassment came from Twitter (likely directed from GA itself), and posted a to which the mod replied with:
>"I checked out the Twitter link and there is no evidence of any threats.
>Satan gave statement that no threats came from TGA or Reddit.
>I have given "Satan" more than enough time to provide evidence to support his claim. I have check all available sources that might support his claim and have found nothing.
>Although I cannot be sure that the subreddit user, Satan, is the same person as the s8n Twitter account, I can be sure that the claims of "death Threats" are false.
>Making false claims about a crime/rule violation is just as serious as if the crime/violation had taken place. This investigation is a good example of that. The mods will address this issue."
Kek. Pure negligence at best or intentional ignoring. Mod ended post by telling users to check the link to see who s8n is and that he deserved what was coming to him with thinly-veiled threats (not posting the article here, don't want to run afoul of doxxing rules). Mod had no reason to post that article again.
Comments were even Qrazier. tried claiming none of this was actually about the user behind the handle, and a Qunt below scolded them for harassing s8n because it gave a heads up that they are being targeted. After another Qoomer suggested looking for Moloch accounts, a voice of reason appeared "have you ever thought about.. the mods just gave out Satans information, and he supposedly hadd deathreats etc incoming.." The mod as expected claimed "Also I made it a point not to give out Satan's information, thus using "Satan" instead of the users name here on Reddit." As if that was better than providing personal information or absolved him of any wrongdoing.
The mod "My post was simply to let people know that when someone claims "death threats", we follow up on it. When I found out that his claims were false I had to point it out being that he placed the blame on Q." DARVO at its essence. It really was because of Q. It was a parody account, not controlled by the Devil or a fucking satanist.
>"One thing I would like to mention is that anytime Satan is brought into the light. Problems will follow. I had to rewrite this article 5 times because my computer kept crashing and losing all my work. The whole time I could not connect to Reddit. I tried using Windows, and two versions of Linux. I was able to make this submission by using a live Kali usb version of linux. It took me 9 hours to submit this. Evil is real. And it is working against us. Believe it."
That's right, the Devil crashed his computer to try stopping him from posting that thread. A user at the bottom recognized how batshit crazy this was (). Naturally, for their great actions. , users downplayed their behavior by normalizing death threats on twitter or by calling them faked on purpose. The persecution complex of those who gleefully witch hunt is astounding.
The guy behind the s8n account tried entering the thread to post proof of harassment () (screenshots s8n posted ).
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Thread included picture of s8n's face from the article with a link to it, bringing more attention and harassment his way. This was the obvious result of the mods reporting the article, and obviously their intention. Once again s8n tried telling the psychopaths of Qult to leave him alone (). Once again mods deleted his attempts to defend himself while leaving other comments advocating harassing and doxxing him up.
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To the great astonishment to all of you who have read this far... the post was removed. Here, OP said to GA:
>"This is s8n and do you realise how insane you all sound thinking I'm nothing more than a parody account that tweets jokes and nothing more. I've been doxed, harased and threatened the whole day because of some 'Q' guy and It's getting out of hand. You're all just as bad as the guys you're trying to 'expose' and I hope you realise that."
This tale ended abruptly as it began, when Qew dropped a shiny new shekel for them to polish. I used to think Qoomers were just a bunch of gullible fools who mistook cynicism for skepticism, thereby latching onto an obvious Pied Piper due to confirmation bias . Now I have a better grasp of how brazen and malicious their actions are. Their actions are remarkably similar to those of SJWs.
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