I really should meander down to the church in the village and record me playing their bell. For historical accuracy, I should get drunk and do it at 03:00! I doubt I'd get into any legal trouble, though I'd have to break and enter, as they're extremely unlikely to call the police - or agree to prosecution. I'm pretty sure it's gonna require a long explanation. I doubt they'll be too mad. I could get permission, but where's the fun in that? Oh! Shit! I don't actually NEED to break in! Ha! I forgot all about that. I have a key! They gave me a key so that I could go in and play the piano! (They didn't say I could *not* ring the bell and they did *not* say that there's a time limit!) Hmm... I'd completely forgotten they gave me a key! I smash their snow and clear their walkway, but they'd probably have let me use their piano regardless. How the hell did I forget they gave me a key?!? I'm gonna need an accomplice to record the bell ringing - and possibly drive me, 'cause I am pretty sure I should aim for faithful historical reenactment!