Wait... You live in Buffalo! Ha! Dude, you've got the most awesome thing on the planet - in fact, you have a few of them. First, the Skyway. That's fucking awesome. Vroom! You're right in Niagara! Sweet! Getting off the Skyway sucks. I did find a ship museum, when I decided to get off the Skyway. That was pretty sweet! Next thing I know, I'm driving around with a stolen pumpkin and I'm trying to go around a lake. It turns out, that was a pretty big lake. But, I discovered some giant honkin' wind turbines and you could hear them fuckers from like a mile and a half away! Sweet! How can you live in Buffalo and be such a grumpy person?!? You even get lake effect snow! WTF is wrong with you?!?