Man. I hate you. Unequivocally. You designed shitty roads. You walked away with tax payer money for your failure. You suck.
My work saved untold number of lives and countless barrels of oil. Saved ungodly numbers of commuter hours and gave predictability to an otherwise chaotic system - an achievement for which I'm well rewarded and quite proud. I have numbers on my side!
What have you done?
Your work was an utter failure that you still argue. What have I done? That is a question.
No, I have mountains of data to support my claim and your statement comes from a position of ignorance.
That's not actually unsurprising. given the source and material. It's pretty complicated and you don't have the capacity to understand it.
You also forgot to mention that I'm devilishly handsome. It's okay, I won't hold it against you.
If you really understood the subject, you'd know that I didn't design roads - I modelled traffic. They're distinctly different things.
We'll let it slide, 'cause you're trying hard.
See? I told you, I'm holding out hope for you!
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