I'm also a little shocked at her depth of knowledge about boffing flatulence. My world is on shaky ground now, what with my heroes either dying of the plague, having a potty-mouth, or playing at a second-rate casino. Dark times indeed, my friend.
It's a damned good thing they gave me Ultram! Still, I needed the chuckle.
Still haven't touched a guitar. Not gonna, either. I think they're gonna call me with some results today. I think... I dunno.
Wait are you actually sick?
Yes. I have the plague - but my doctor lies to me and says it's probably something viral, like a flu strain or even just the common cold.
I'm pretty sure it's the plague.
I've written stuff for the site about it, but didn't deem them worth submitting and feel like ass - so I'm not obligating myself to answer many questions. I do have ultram and weed! So, that may change! But, I'm pretty sure I'm dying at a more rapid pace than normal.
I haven't even touched a guitar, not even in the case, since Friday.
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