Ah yes those damn humans disgusting little beasts, especially the small ones.
They're the worst. Those disgusting creatures congregate with other children and bring home all sorts of horrible shit which they give to their parents who spread it to the adult population.
I'm pretty sure we're actually not extinct only because we're a good host for bacteria, viruses, and parasites. Our life is meant to carry them from place to place and ensure their survival.
As always solid theory but I’m not sure how you would test it. I know my younglings bring home their fair share of crap and give it too me, for some reason the missus never seems to get sick.... hmmm
I'm the only one in the house with the plague. The womenfolk all appear fine.
This should be studied!
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