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Smashingly good read sir, almost as much fun as the conversation was. Glad to hear you are on the mend.

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Thanks! I feel quite a bit better today. My throat is much, much better. I don't think my spleen is swollen much, if at all.

My daughter was up for a short while and she's actually an expert on such matters. She tried showing me how to check my own spleen for swelling, but it's pretty hard to do to yourself. Well, at least I'm not good at it. But, it doesn't really hurt much when I press there, I'm not feeling the skin push away oddly, and I'm not seeing anything in a mirror.

I figured it was the perfect time to go back to our conversation about how the universe runs on smashing! I also figured you'd get a kick out of it, as it finally made it into an article.

I almost feel like a human again. I'd love to smoke some pot, but that'd make me cough.

How's by you?

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Oh honestly I’ve seen some better days but things could definitely be much worse, so I’m content. Ive been irrisponsible for a month or so and I’m now paying the consequences. However I’ve got a shit job now so at least that should help.

On smashing though, I was just teaching my oldest about the states of matter and now I’m going to explain it again useing the word smashing at least twice it’ll be fun. I’ll bet she will even pay for attention if I explain it that way!

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I've found using the descriptor that 'all things are made of matter and all matter loves to dance and wiggle' is pretty good for kids. Matter is always in motion, dancin' and wigglin' with the rhythm of the universe. Bits of matter smash into other bits of matter, 'cause they dance so energetically.

I've been recently asked to write a children's book. (It was my daughter's request, so I'm likely to do so.) If it reaches the point of acceptable fruition, I'll let ya know.