This begins a light-hearted series about rules for being a professional performing musician. They'll be short and published as time allows. I don't know how long it will be, but it's something new for folks to read. And, while the subject may seem funny - I'm not kidding. Don't shag your bandmates. It does not end well! No, it's almost certain to result in a catastrophic blowup and needing to move to a new band.