LoL She did like to run around here naked
She's not entirely ugly, but she's not really attractive. She also looked batshit crazy, which I tend to count as an advantage - but I didn't watch more than 30 seconds.
I am pretty good in the naked chick department. Biff is just as attractive naked as she is clothed. There's no sag, everything is neatly in place, and she's entirely proportional. No, no I will not be sending you pics to prove it.
Also, I was wrong...
I am not often wrong...
I don't know how she managed to qualify, but Biff managed to get $600 from the US Treasury. I guess they only counted her income from working. They taxed the fuck out of the money I gave her (it's called 'gift tax'), so I didn't think she'd be below the income threshold. But, that was gift income and not employment income, so she somehow qualified for a rebate check.
I did not even bother applying for myself.
I don't really know why she applied. She doesn't need the money. She will never, for the rest of her life, need money. Even if she divorces me, she will never need money.
$600 won't even buy her a handbag.
I have no idea why she wanted it. She has no need for it.
Shit, we drank $600 worth of wine in the past two weeks. She has no need for $600.
I have not received any $600 stimulus payment. I could use the $600. I would get more than a handbag with it LoL
Did you apply?
Did you get the first stimulus check?
Her last handbag was like twice that amount. I know, 'cause she hemmed and hawed about buying it for like a month before I just told her to use my debit card to buy it.
She has that trick figured out.
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