I am not a huge fan of hot spicy food.
My net door neighbor stopped by as he was outside enjoying the weather today
I asked him how he was doing and he told me he has to go in for surgery net week
I asked whats wrong.
he says he is having cock reduction surgery
what the fuck
I'm pretty sure that's not a real surgery. Well, it seems unlikely to be one. They'll lop it off for you, but I don't think they just do reductions. There's a ton of nerve endings in there.
I think he was trying to impress us
Or trying to be funny.
I made my World Famous Egg Fu Young w/rice (brown)®. I have yet to eat it. In the midst of cooking, my stomach felt a bit icky. So, I'll wait and eat it in a bit. Either way, we decided not to order out.
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