sounds like a god time to me!
It's not quite as much fun now that I no longer drink and drive. It was great fun while shitfaced. It's still fun, and it's not like I'm doing it sober - just not drinking, but it was more fun while drinking.
You probably did it more often while you were drinking too!
Yes, yes I did. You can fit five people pretty comfortably in the Volvo, but four is ideal. You've got a whole back of the car for more beer and any equipment.
I used to drive my plow truck drunk! Drunk as all fuck. I'd drive around, pull people out of ditches, plow people's driveways - sometimes people I didn't even know, plow entire roads so that other people could drive the old dirt roads that the towns don't take care of, shit like that.
Drunk as all fuck and out there with a giant fucking plow attached to the front of a giant truck.
I have no idea how I never killed anyone or got in trouble.
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