you should try to get a month ahead
I don't want to be too far ahead so that I can write the articles in a timely fashion. I sometimes write about current events, or at least will.
I'm gonna head upstairs with the missus. I'll be back tomorrow afternoon, probably.
I have a fine foxy lady here myself as well, have a great night, talk to you tomorrow
Whelp... I almost killed some tourists today. Not by hitting them, no... They almost had a heart attack.
I was driving rapidly and I went around a blind corner. I'm always ready in blind corners - and this is why. Sure enough, they were parked in the road - and in the wrong lane. So, their car was facing me in my lane.
They were standing around in the other lane - taking pictures of a moose.
I'd been braking heavily and the M6 has the carbon ceramic brakes - that catch on fire.
I emergency braked (not hand braked, meaning I stomped on the brake pedal as strong as I could, 'cause it's got anti-lock brakes).
Sure enough, big ol puffs of flame came up from my front brakes. (I don't know if the rear brakes did so, I was too busy to check.) I still had a good 20' before I'd have come close to hitting any of them, and I'd only been going maybe 60 MPH. Stopping in that distance is easy in the M6, even though it's a fat bastard of a car.
Anyhow, they screamed like little girls and tried diving out of the way - which amused me greatly.
I gave them the finger as I drove slowly by. Fuckers ruined my lap time. I was doing pretty good and making great time.
Asshole tourists.
Also, this link may interest you:
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