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Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

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**Once again, it's time for the FNGT!** If you don't know how this works, [click this link](https://fngt.gq/index.php?page=intro). That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Poal go down. **NOTE:** That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, and you're a regular participant, then just ask COF, Crazy, or myself. If you do know what's going on, you probably don't need to click that link - but you may want to, to make sure you know of the other features, such as the archive or a separate forum that's invite only. Remember, we are guests here on Poal. Let's act like it. If you're interested in supporting Poal, then [you can donate](https://poal.co/donate).

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We're humans. We've been getting laid since before we climbed down from the trees. You really only need to be average to get laid. It's not some special skill, it's in our fucking nature.

Give me three days in any city and I guarantee that I get laid without paying directly for sex. In all likelihood, I'll have managed to play a few chicks off each other so that I end up with the best of the lot of 'em.

Well, no... No, I can't do that now. I'm married. But, I was able to do that long before I had any money.

Hell, I used to have a saying. "Hello! My name is David and I live off the women I meet."

It wasn't a joke. I'd get chicks to take care of me. They'd buy my drugs, alcohol, pay my rent sometimes, etc... (I was a poor college student for a long time.)

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LoL that's a great line!

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LOL Well, it was true at the time. Shit, at one point I lived with three chicks - and was openly banging all of them, though hardly ever at once. I kinda rotated around the three of them over and over again while they paid all the utilities, paid for all the food, bought the beer, paid for coke sometimes, etc...

I'd be the boyfriend of one of 'em for like a week or two, then something would happen so I'd rotate to another one after sleeping on the couch a night or two. Sometimes, we'd all get fucked right up and have a good old fashioned fuck-fest. I kept that shit up for like a year and a half - at just that one apartment.

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I do find the truth always works the best for me!

My woman is awake now!