Oh, I tend to let that shit slide. It's not worth it. They know they're lying. I know they're lying. No, you were not a member of SEAL Team 6. No, you didn't once spend $85,000 dollars at one time on cocaine and then lose it to the cops without getting busted. No, you didn't get your 1986 Honda Accord up to 185.
That sorta shit... I just let it fly.
One of the things I get ALL THE FUCKING TIME is someone will say something like, "Yeah, my uncle used to have a car just like the one you're driving." No, no he didn't. No, your bother didn't have one, nor did your dad, etc... I get that very, very often. Seriously, I get it maybe half of every time I take out a special car and stop where someone will talk to me.
I don't know why people tell that lie, but it's all the fucking time.
I just smile and nod.
But my uncle really does have two corvettes and his wife drives a souped up Carroll Shelby 'factory' modded Mustang
Yeah, but he's not rocking a Ferrari F12TDF worth almost a million dollars. A regular 'Vette and Mustang I'd actually believe. Hell, I have a half dozen factory modified Mustangs, maybe more.
LoL no it's definitely not that!
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