oh hell yeah!
I been playing some of my song i wrote and recorded for this one that moved in with me here and i told her I wrote the songs for her before i even knew her, and we listened and she loves them. In one of them I say come sit on my lap let me put my arms around you, come sit on my lap now let me give you a kiss, and she did all that and we were kissing and she stopped kissing me and looked at me and the song said, see how easy that was, now we both feel better. and she loved it and believes that i wrote it for her before I knew her LoL
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You tell her that you wrote them for her before you even knew her?
And she buys that?
yes sir
I don't think I could convince BIff of this.
"Yeah, I wrote this before I even knew you existed - but it's for you! It's for the woman I'd someday love!"
She's just gonna roll her eyes, but she'll probably at least listen to the music. Meh... I'd still get laid, so it's not gonna make much of a difference.
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