i just got to say this cause i've got to tell someone, for some reason, anyways....
When I came home from work yesterday I walked in to the bedroom and walked in on my woman playing with her toy. she was all embarrassed. i wasnt. I was intrigued and excited. what the fuck is that
I suspect they feel similarly to how you'd feel if you were rubbing one out and someone walked in on you?
One of my favorite ex girlfriends was always rubbing on herself, in one way or another. Like, any time she got a chance. She'd be laying on the couch with a blanket over her and going to town on herself.
She's still embarrassed that I walked in on her. She says she's never been caught before!
Well, there's a first time for everything.
If I caught Biff, I'd be very unlikely to tell anyone. I'll happily reveal the gory details with past lady friends, but the current one is off-limits.
If we ever get divorced, I promise that you'll get all the details you want!
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