Yeah... I'd send it with no return address. It'd likely fly through an x-ray investigation if it was sent with a teddy bear and like a birthday card.
By itself, that'd be pretty suspicious. I mean, who mails just some lollipops, except maybe lollipop vendors?
Then again, if it was a giant stack of lollipops that looked like they were from a vendor wouldn't stand out too much.
Hmm... The state it shipped from might matter. Weed's legal in Maine. It's not legal in like Texas. So, if it was lollipops from Texas, they'd be less suspicious than lollipops from Maine.
I'm debating (with myself) how secure/insecure it is to send you some lollipops by mail. I'm not sure that I've got the stones to do it, 'cause they surely have my DNA on file - even if I didn't sign it. And, really, you'd fuckin' love these. They're pretty potent.
I have heard of so many people who got busted mailing teddy bear with their contraband I think a teddy bear sets off the suspicions
Check your mail.
I checked my mail! I received two t-shirts, as expected,, but no pickups!
Oh, I'd probably just fake a card and toss in a couple of lollipops while hoping for the best. Hell, I might not even fake the card.
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