I didn't even notice the missing keys!
I'm pretty sure the keys aren't in there.
I was swimming at the swimming hole (many years ago) and some dude jumped off the rope swing and landed on my head. If I turn my head just right, at the right speed and angle, sometimes it makes the whole left side of my body go numb.
That was like 50 years ago and I still sometimes do it just right.
I did not see a doctor. I've just worked around it. It's not numb for long, just a few minutes.
Just don't turn your head that way.
I did go to the hospital when that dude broke my neck but they threw me out for refusing a drug test and made me leave
Yeah, it's gotta be just the right speed and angle. I don't worry much about it. I can "hear" it pop and then the left side goes numb.
Fuck, I was just a teenager when that happened. I beat the fuck out of the kid that jumped on my head. (We were the same age.)
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