By now, you know where I'm coming from well enough.
The truth of this site is, I don't actually leave my subs very often. I seldom hit main. I see only the content in my subs, 'cause that's default and I like it. I don't have time for other subjects on this site. So, I try to give you what free time I can.
As I said, I like free speech. I also think you're pretty awesome. Thus, I'm here. It's really that simple.
Actually, I have a secret plan to take over the universe. I'm using my Poaler Bear influence to slowly subvert everybody and get them to all vote for me as Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy and Everything Beyond. That's really my dastardly plan. First, I gotta finish up this job with the JIDF and finish shilling for Big Science!
Ah, man... Y'all crack me up.
Well you have my vote, even if it does end with you as supreme ruler of the galaxy. Can I be minister of technology?
Only if you promise to run my program to learn to harness the energy of a quasar that has a jet. I wanna point those at baby galaxies and call them Celestial Abortions!
Don't worry, the universe is huge! It'll be alright. Call it my little way of helping Mr. Entropy.
(This is sorta why I'll probably never be invited to contribute to a major magazine. I'll turn 'em down, just 'cause I'm an asshole. But, they're never gonna invite me. Nope.)
Always fun.
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