LOL Biff and I aren't gonna have kids. We're married for a few reasons. To show our dedication to each other - and to other people, meaning they should know better than trying to shag either of us. It gives her certain legal rights regarding all sorts of things, including decisions regarding my health.
She's the most likely person to be there when EMTs arrive and she'll tell them that I have a DNR. (Don't even do CPR on me if I'm unconscious.)
unconscious for any reason?
Slightly more complicated than that, but for the most part yes. (If I'm not breathing and unconscious. If I'm unresponsive.)
Basically, don't perform any heroics to save my life - unless I'm able to vocalize it. If I'm choking, for fuck's sake do the Heimlich maneuver. If you find me not breathing and not responsive, just leave me the fuck alone and let me finish what I'm doing - dying.
There's an awful lot of butt touching in women's relay speed skating.
These women also have thighs that'd squash your head like a pimple...
So... I'm not sure if I should be attracted or not.
They touch their own butts or the other womens butts?
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