The biathlon would be one of those contests that I could see myself participating in
I'd kinda want to do it while drinking...
They say firearms and alcohol don't go together. In my experience, they're wrong! (I don't mean playing with firearms while you're shitfaced. I mean drinking a few beers while you're out plinking targets with a few friends.)
I'd like to drink some schnapps while playing at the biathlon.
Who is this they? We need to take them out drinking and shooting!
Damned right... The Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms (and now E for explosives, so it's the BAFTE/ATFE) actually sounds more like a good day out than it sounds like a department of the government.
Also, it'd make for a pretty awesome convenience store. It's like a one-stop shop for a party!
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