Nah, he fucked up shooting more than skiing. If you miss five and then two bonus shots to make the five, you gotta go ski through a penalty loop. He did okay and then missed when the pressure was building. I didn't see the other three shoot and ski.
I am now watching chicks snowboard off giant formations. They're like 20+ feet in the air at times.
They should have to do it in skimpy bikinis. You know, so we can watch their body lines to judge their form...
Though, really, it's kinda cold for that. Sugarloaf has Bikini Ski day and it is as awesome as you're thinking - or even more awesome.
Well what the fuck? Shooting should be the easiest part!
You try shooting after skiing 8 km, while wearing skis and in 4° weather. You tell me how good you are in those circumstances. The targets are like 4 or 5" wide at like 50 yards or some shit. Also, you have to do it five times every time - and you only get 6 or 7 shots to do it.
Man... Snowboard chicks at this level are all like 5' 3" and 110 to 115 pounds...
Alas, I'm already married and happily married. And, well, that almost describes my wife. I kinda have a type, I guess. The missus is a little shorter and a bit lighter. She's in between there and a gymnast physique.
Still, I'd like to see 'em in bikinis.
If I were to be competing in the olympics I would practice shooting after skiing 20 kilometers in below zero weather until I never miss. Relax, set the sights and gently squeeze
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