You are much more kind to those guys than I am. I laugh at them. I walk in on them with one woman on each arm and say Fuck You, I'm a Rock Star to them!
Meh... It's not like I was emotionally attached to any of them. Plus, I like my friends. Bros before hoes, and all that. Shit, for a while I had a roommate or three and I'd make it a point to bring an extra chick home with me.
I was pretty much the best roommate on the planet - if you ignore the fact that I was often way, way behind on bills.
I like my friends too. But
I figure I'm also helping people get laid when I perform. People go to a show, hook up, and get laid. Or, they go with their spouse and get buzzed before going home to get laid.
I probably haven't gotten as many people laid as Budweiser, but I've helped a whole lot of folks get some nookie.
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