Beer being spilled on you in bed is cold and shocking and no fun
Without all those hours doing fundamentals, I'd not be nearly as good as I am.
And, yeah... It was a good half of a beer. I slid Biff the other direction and covered it with towels. I ain't fucking with it tonight.
We're talking enough beer to sink into the mattress.
LoL as long as you're comfortable
Fortunately, it's a pretty giant bed. It's a king-size, I'm pretty sure. It might be 'Alaska King', but I haven't measured it. I think it's Montana King that's the largest? This one is pretty close to that.
Anyhow, I was pretty close to the edge of the bed - so that I could type on the laptop that sits on the night stand. However, it was like a half of a beer - maybe even more. Normally, a beer sits on the bed just fine, but I moved and slid the sheet with me. This meant a bunch of beer spilled, probably making 3' of the bed useless. (A good chunk of it.)
I covered it with towels and soaked up what I could. It's still damp but I put new towels down and got new bedding.
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